i. lgbt - lowell // ii. boyfriend - marika hackman // iii. american boyfriend - kevin abstract // iv. let my baby stay - amandla stenberg // v. first day of spring - adult mom // vi. pretty - girlpool // vii. sappho - frankie cosmos // viii. this charming man - the smiths // ix. honey - kehlani // x. gay thoughts - the growlers // xi. ain’t no sunshine - cœur de pirate // xii. boyfriend - the goon sax // xiii. come on petunia - the blow // xiv. touch - shira // xv. chinese new year - sales // xvi. first time he kissed a boy - kadie elder // xvii. forrest gump - frank ocean // xviii. make me feel - janelle monea // xix. boyish - Japanese breakfast // xx. my baby loves me - cyberbully mom club +++
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
casual reminder that this is the best performance that Glee ever did
I got into Glee because of this performance. I tried to watch it in Season 1 but it didn’t catch me, then later on I randomly flipped the channel right when this song started. My first thought was “WOAH that blonde girl can dance”, followed by “WOAH those girls can sing”. The thing that made me go back and watch the entire show from the start was my third thought- “WOAH, there is something going on between the blonde and the brunette.”
remember when this video was literally the most popular video on the glee youtube channel sO THEY TOOK IT DOWN?! NEVER FORGET.
if i ever say anything nice about Glee, it’s about this performance
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D
She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
